one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via thisisfuckingstressful)

anfagistan:

scarydoka:

is obama a japanese schoolgirl now or something

image

omg kawaii

(via thisisfuckingstressful)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora, via epic-humor)

sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

(via ruinedchildhood)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via ruinedchildhood)

Omg omg omg omg omg clocking in for work now can’t wait till this shift is over (hopefully I don’t have a lot of dogs to groom today) cuz I can’t wait to go to San Diego!!!!!!! My excitement level is through the roof right now lol

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

(via captaintoastedwaffle)

martininamerica:

Oh shit

Oh wow, that’s a powerful gifset right there…

(Source: tedywestside, via saintian)