skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(via pizza)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via saymoan)

paid-in-starbucks:

When Tumblr recommends a post

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(via ruinedchildhood)

romuvulcan Asked:
possibly better yet, cards against humanity

heatheerly:

oh my god just the whole gang sittin round a table and Spock is trying to answer the black card with a logical response but his cards are just like

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qqrx:

#cat #doge #catdoge

qqrx:

#cat #doge #catdoge

(via crazy-legz88)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)